Lets talk about it. The stuff no one every told you about having a baby. We all read the books, downloaded the apps and went to the classes. What to expect while pregnant, how to care for baby, baby makes three, breastfeeding 101, etc. But, what about all the other stuff? That my friend, I learned on my own. You can expect all or some of the following (not in any particular order): 1) You may develop stretch marks on your "ars" that resemble tiger stripes 2) You will never again be able to sneeze or cough without peeing just a tad 3) Your hair will fall out in chunks around 4-8 months after baby is born 4) Niplash (as I have seen it called) the baby will try to take your nipple and jerk it's head to observe anything and everything 5) The sound of a baby crying (not even your baby) can make you leak like Niagra Falls 6) You still crave all those chocolate shakes and French fries when your no longer pregnant 7) Your boobs are sad and saggy 8) Your skin is super dry (the kid sucks the moisture out of you) 9) Your diet will either consist of bread crust, crackers and coffee or drive through 10) HOT flashes can strike at any moment (even if it's December and you have the air blasting) 11) You're lucky if you get a shower before 4 pm 12) Going to get gas and Walmart by yourself!!! is a treat! I know, your reading this thinking....why did I sign up for this? Well, because...they're totally worth it!
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